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Deixei o Uber de pau duro, veja

Anônimo 24 de setembro de 2022 às 20:59

Isso me deu uma ideia. Eu nunca tinha pensado nisso, mas, da próxima vez que eu pegar um uber, vou alisar o pau dele até ficar duro. Talvez eu não pague a corrida, e ainda ganhe um programa com o macho.

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